Choosing just the right fascinator to wear can paralyze a man when he's trying to get ready...
Of the many fine qualities possessed by the Royal Family, including shooting at innocent foxes and nice hat choices, they do know how to throw a wedding...
THE QUEEN MOTHER - 1923
PRINCE CHARLES AND LADY DIANA
WILLIAM AND CATHERINE
OK, that was just silly. Anyway, the wedding was gorgeous, the gowns were gorgeous, the hats were..the gowns were gorgeous. I don't mind the hats but really some of these women should wash their hair before putting on the hat, or at least comb it. The hair not the hat.
Princess Beatrice or Eugenie or whatever her name in was wearing a toilet seat lid and what is with Posh Spice? Is she a Stepford Wife or something - no buns at home in the brainpan, hat evidently stapled directly into head, not enough shrimps on the barbie (wrong country, I know). Victoria - get an emotion, somewhere, something. Her feelings run the gamut from A to A.
Elton John - a few too many Krispie Kremes for that fellow but his partner looks nice - bewildered but nice. Elton reminds me of the old George Cruikshank caricatures of the Regency.
I want Pippa and Harry to fall in love and marry and although I know Harry is going down the same wild path as his uncle Andrew or any other rich young aristocrat I have hopes that he'll straighten out, marry Pippa and have a Nora Roberts ending.
OK, OK, I know this is horrid but I just had to post it. Poor little girl next to them. Must be very noisy...