Monday, June 10, 2013

The Uncivil War...and Richard Armitage

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I have made a lot of mistakes on Facebook.  Stealing friends from others, trying to flood pages with information about my books - both of which are on sale at, by the way...but I digress.

I was kicked off of Darcylicious, I infuriated a Colin Firth fan because I stole all of her pictures of him from The Railway Man, I made a comment about Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones, I voiced a disparaging word about Matthew Macfaden's wife....oh, there was more; things I dare not include here.

Eventually I learned that you must voice no preferences with regard to politics and guns, an, you must not voice a preference of Darcy actors.

Thou shalt not spam.

He understands

Sunday, June 2, 2013


PASTOR:  Praise the Lord!

CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"

PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13.   And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon." the congregation reads the downloaded sermon

PASTOR:  "Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.  Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"

S-i-l-e-n-c-e… the congregation electronically prays

PASTOR:  "As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready.  You can log on to the church wi-fi using the password 'Lord909887. ' "

The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.

Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your smart phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!

PASTOR:  Final Blessing and Closing Announcements...

This week's ministry online meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in so you don't miss out.
Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 19:00hrs GMT. Please don't forget.
A reminder---You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers.
God bless you and have a great week!