Thursday, January 30, 2014

Men and Women - a Geography lesson


The Geography of a Woman



Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa...
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe...
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.



Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain…
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.



Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece…
Gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.



Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain…
With a glorious and all conquering past.



Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel…
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
Takes care of business.




Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada…
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.



After 70, she becomes Tibet…
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


And now…

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN



Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran…
Ruled by a pair of nuts.


 Subject: Tom Luberda: Human geography