OSCAR WILDE DOES JERSEY SHORE (and not in the biblical sense
FANNING SPRINGS, Fla. — "A sturgeon jumped into an airboat on a Florida river and broke a 25-year-old woman's leg."
At first I thought it said a surgeon jumped into the boat. La. My brain. Well, this is Florida. Florida is a Seminole word. It means "ancient white eyes who come south to drive slow, have monkey sex and play bingo." Or it means shrimp. I never can remember
"I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide."
DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, MR. DARCY?
Debbie Murden from Derbyshire had driven her two-wheeled carriage to the drive-thru window at the Alfreton branch and ordered her burgers and milkshakes.
Having done this before, she didn't think it would be a problem, but staff said that due to health and safety rules they couldn't serve her -- prompting her to angrily head off to a nearby KFC.
Commenting on the incident, a spokesperson for McDonald's said it was company policy not to serve customers in horse-drawn carriages… which suggests this happens more often than we would have thought.