Friday, June 10, 2011



OSCAR WILDE DOES JERSEY SHORE (and not in the biblical sense

FANNING SPRINGS, Fla. — "A sturgeon jumped into an airboat on a Florida river and broke a 25-year-old woman's leg."

At first I thought it said a surgeon jumped into the boat.  La.  My brain.  Well, this is Florida.  Florida is a Seminole word.  It means "ancient white eyes who come south to drive slow, have monkey sex and play bingo."  Or it means shrimp.  I never can remember


"I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide."


Debbie Murden from Derbyshire had driven her two-wheeled carriage to the drive-thru window at the Alfreton branch and ordered her burgers and milkshakes.

Having done this before, she didn't think it would be a problem, but staff said that due to health and safety rules they couldn't serve her -- prompting her to angrily head off to a nearby KFC.

Commenting on the incident, a spokesperson for McDonald's said it was company policy not to serve customers in horse-drawn carriages… which suggests this happens more often than we would have thought. 


MichelleKCanada said...

You said "At first I thought it said a surgeon jumped into the boat"
I saw her poor face and thought the exact same thing. LOL
poor girl


Karen Wasylowski said...

Unbelievable. And these crazy fish are attacking people in their boats down here and in other places.

LucyParker said...

I've often thought that my dream dinner would include Jane Austen and Mark Twain. He wasn't her biggest fan: " Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."

Now that I've read this blog I know not to serve surf 'n turf, ravioli, chicken cutlet, or McD's. But I'll play Wagner for background music, as I hear it attracts sturgeon. Jane would be pleased.

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