See Matthew. He is Karen's favorite actor. See Matthew's hair. Where is Matthew's comb? Can someone give Matthew a comb? Spot has a comb. Richard has a comb. Colin has a comb.
I just saw a trailer for the new 3 Musketeer Movie, in 3D, and again, they have gone to great lengths with my boy's locks. Oh my God. Why does Matthew's hair seem to have a life of it's own. Hair extensions were not meant to ruin you looks, were they? And if they color his hair blond, as they did in Frost/Nixon, can someone give him a hot oil conditioner? I'm just saying. There is only one solution. We must keep his hair short, like it was on MI-5.
I'm just saying. If he was to ask me.
RICHARD ARMITAGE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Oops. The wrong Richard Armitage. Hopefully.The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again', giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.
BERNARD CORNWELL BOOK - AGINCOURT
Finished the latest Bernard Cornwell book titled Agincourt - about the great battle depicted in Shakespeare's Henry V. The book was very good, but brutal in many parts; and, I hate to admit it, that was part of it's charm for me. I often think that's part of my Sicilian nature. His battle scenes are horrific, his distate for the Catholic church very prominent, and his depiction of life in Medieval Times terrifying. I loved it.
Next up is Greg Iles "The Quiet Game". I just started it and Rich had to pry my fingers from the book so we could go home. God it is good! My husband and I eat out every day for lunch and dinner - I know, we are lazy and that's just one of the many perks of retirement. I have my restaurant book that I read while we eat and he reads at least two newspapers a day. The restaurant books are usually pretty deep and very interesting, respectable. At night I read shallow perverted lady porn books by Sandra Brown and Linda Howard. My blind friend Judy hates that I can read two books at the same time - hates it. She reads about five books a week (listens really) but she can't do two at once because of the disc machine. Ha! So there, Judy.
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Sorry about MM's hair. You'll have to look at his contract profile to see if he's insisting on bad do's in all of his films. Is that method acting? Have you heard from him yet, or is he still missing?
Saw your tweet to JE. Isn't she delightful?! The goldfish saga made me cackle.
My in-laws, the pastor and his wife, will be good recipients of your godly humor. Well, my FIL will laugh, my MIL is the original church lady.
Does Judy have access to your blog, or do you just try to one-up her when she can't see it? Judy might like an ereader, as mine allows me to listen to random stories while I'm on the treadmill. Don't know if the mechanics would be good for her, but suggesting anyway.
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