I have gone completely crazy for The Real Housewives of...anywhere really, I love them all. My name is Karen and I am addicted. I'll need to attend "Housewives Anonymous" but not until I find out how Taylor is handling her husband's suicide. And then, of course, Kim is in rehab, poor thing. And Pandora's wedding is coming up....
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is by far my favorite. These women are really really really rich. Not pretend rich, like the Real Housewives of New York, but filthy stinking rich like .... a Beverly Hills Housewife.
First of all is Lisa the English one - her last name is Huffnpuff or something. She owns Sur Restaurant in Beverly Hills, among others, she has a home that looks like a five star resort (her closet is as big as my house) and I love her tiny dog Giggy - Is He Adorable! Last night he wore a Hawaiian shirt. I always connect with dog lovers.
Adrienne Maloof is my favorite housewife. I've never heard her say a bad word against any of the other women and she gives her husband grief for not walking the dog. Walking the Dog!!!!???? They live across the street from Lisa and their property is possibly bigger than Lisa's (I think. Don't tell Lisa I said that because she might get miffed.) Adrienne owns a basketball team. And the Palms the Las Vegas. And maybe Seattle.
Then there is Taylor, whose husband committed suicide in August. He looked a little peaky during most of the season to tell you the truth and her lips are like bean bags. Botox Beauty. (There is a comment in the Youtube video above from Kim to Taylor at the Dinner Party from Hell - "Why don't you blow up your lips some more" Don't you love girlfriends?
A lot of time is spent on Kyle but since she's not as rich as Lisa and Adrienne I don't care about her. No offense. Except...her niece is Paris Hilton. And her rehab sister Kim is dating a Bull Mastiff.
Then there is Camille Grammar, Kelsey's ex-wife. She appears to have made out well in the divorce.
The last girl is Brandi. Doesn't belong in the group at all, hope she's not around too much longer.
I think I could be really good friends with all of these women... if only it weren't for that pesky restraining order. Richie and I spent New Year's Eve viewing a Real Housewives marathon - can you see how far to the dark side we've gone? He murmured the other night that he thought he was becoming a lesbian watching all these shows.
He loves their shoes too.
Wait until I'm on the Real Housewives of Tampa Bay. It will center around a trailer park and a bingo hall and track which early bird buffet's are the most popular.
Oops, I have to go now. Mob Wives are on and Richie is trying to change the station.
Here's my favorite Colin clip this week.