SEPARATED AT BIRTH

I believe it's official.  God has run out of faces and is attempting to rework some of his old stuff.  Well, he's not taking a stab at mine, that's for certain.  He wants to start with a good base.  Here we have Meryl Streep, a gorgeous woman who I at one time detested only because she was beautiful, a great actress and very nice.  How dare she.  (she's the one on the right)  Next to her is Jennifer Ehle, who is only known for being Lizzy in Colin Firth's Pride and Prejudice.  It used to be Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice but since the WAR OF THE DARCY'S you have to identify the project by the man who played the lead.  The women in these movies are immaterial.  But that's Hollywood.

This is Colin Firth (he's on the right).  The actor next to him is very good but I can't think of his name, since he never played Darcy.  He's on an HBO show called Treme (I think) 

I live to provide you people with this type of in depth analysis.

Two of my very favorite actors.  Ewan McGregor and the wonderful Kenneth Branagh.
Here is proof that twice in my lifetime God was having a very good day.

Now we enter into the world of the truly strange, plus then there is V.  Poor Mel Gibson!  If he wasn't such a jerk you could almost feel sorry for him.  Almost.  Until you hear what he has to say to women, blacks and Jewish People and then you think - he's a jerk.

This last guy is a Russian Billionaire (yes, on the right again)  As stupid as he looks, he probably has no trouble with women.  "It is a truth universally acknowledged..."  Well you remember the rest. These are all cartoon people look alike's. 

Bizarre.

I think these are three different women, but I can't be certain.  One is Amy Adams, who is very good, but evidently comes from a very generic gene pool.

 More cartoon people.  I'm pretty certain Posh Spice is the one on the left of the bottom left hand picture, and also the top right hand picture.  Of course, the love of my life, Phil Specter is a dead ringer for Gollum and I hate the Twilight books so anything that mocks them is fine and then Goldie Hawn who has needed a new hair-do for about twenty years is the top left.

 Elizabeth Hanselbeckenhofferdieber. 

She has the brains of a tablecloth also.

Fairy tales do come true.

What does this all prove? Only that I have entirely too much time on my hands. I was told when I was younger that I was a dead ringer for Doris Day. As I grew older it became John Denver.

Some things you just can't make up.