BILL AND BLANCHE
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,
And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "
Blanche always replied, " I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said, " Blanche, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that
helicopter, I might never get another chance "
To this, Blanche replied, " Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "
The pilot overheard the couple and said, " Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "
Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said, " By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed! "
Bill replied, " Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out,
But you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "
(damn, I thought it said wrinkles)